3 Beers

What is 3 Beers?


1.

The standards quantity of beers (not drinks) to tell a police officer that you've consumed. This is especially true when you get pulled over for swerving.

Officer: So how much have you had to drink to night?

Answer: I'm sorry Ociffer, I only had 3 beers. Is somin' wrong wid my tail lights?

Officer: Step out of the car sir.

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