What is 1836?
The "name" of Houston's newly transplanted MLS team. Officially qualifies as the stupidest, most idiotic, fucked-up name for a sports team in human history. 3 brain-damaged cavemen and a colony of ants could've come up with a better name.
The name ain't so great when it takes 30 minutes and a Texas history class to explain it.
Neal: Go . . . uh, what's the name of our team again?
Bob: It's 1836.
Neal: Oh, right. Go 1836!!!