1836

What is 1836?

1.

The "name" of Houston's newly transplanted MLS team. Officially qualifies as the stupidest, most idiotic, fucked-up name for a sports team in human history. 3 brain-damaged cavemen and a colony of ants could've come up with a better name.

The name ain't so great when it takes 30 minutes and a Texas history class to explain it.

Neal: Go . . . uh, what's the name of our team again?

Bob: It's 1836.

Neal: Oh, right. Go 1836!!!

See stupid, dumb, retarded, brain-dead

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