What is 305 Bowler?
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Someone that always has a one up story better than yours that makes no sense.
You: "The other day I bowled a 300! It was Sweet."
305 Bowler: "Oh Yeah, I once bowled a 305"
You: "I had 3 beers and was feeling it"
305 Bowler: "Me and my buddy were feeling it after we finished a keg between the 2 of us."
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