2 Buck Chuck

What is 2 Buck Chuck?


The $2.99 wines from the maker Charles Shaw (hence Chuck) found exclusively at Trader Joe's across the nation.

I asked her to bring a wine, but she's really cheap so she brought that two buck chuck.


Name given to really really nasty wine that will make you sicker than the mansons with aids. $2+ alcoholic beverage popular with teeny boppers and homeless bums. Now the nasty liquid has evolved into goon (same crappy cheap wine just in a foil bag with a tap)that you can buy for $6.00 for 5 litres. The bag can be inflated when empty to used as a pillow coz face it, if goon is the only shit you can afford to drink then you obviously dont have a bed. You will the pillow to lie down on after you burn all your energy projectiling pizza and goon at high

velocities from you mouth. This liquid is rumoured to be the residue collected from Satan Himself's armpit.

The 2 buck chuck story:

"Damn friday night, nowhere to crash, no money and i feel like getting drunk"

* Reaches into the innermost depths of pockets and produces lint covered shrapnel*

* Combs street and gutters for stray loose change*

*Slams fistfull of sweaty, grimey coins onto the counter of the local Bottle-o*

"Gimme sum of that crap red stuff in the bag in the box"

*1hr later barfing down the slide of the local playground

See goon, wine, grog, rum, piss, buck


cheap Alcoholic Beverage of low quality ie. Fruity Lexia, Kentucky Gold, Woodstock etc.


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