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A presidential inauguration involving more celebrities than a Jerry Lewis telethon.
My parents hung out with Oprah, Demi, Ashton, Bono,..
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A medical condition in which your ass looks like a bull's head. Not to be confused with taruodontism or ghetto booty. See also Nita..
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A secret name for a celebrity which has not yet been found, i.e a celebrity from the future.
Likes to give out free sex and lollipops. ..