What is 1979?
1.
Song by the
Shakedown 1979, cool kids never have the time
On a live wire right up off the street
You and I should meet
Junebug skipping like a stone
With the headlights pointed at the dawn
We were sure we'd never see an end to it all
And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues
And we don't know
Just where our bones will rest
To dust I guess
Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below
Double cross the vacant and the bored
They're not sure just what we have in store
Morphine city slippin dues down to see
That we don't even care as restless as we are
We feel the pull in the land of a thousand guilts
And poured cement, lamented and assured
To the lights and towns below
Faster than the speed of sound
Faster than we thought we'd go, beneath the sound of hope
Justine never knew the rules,
Hung down with the freaks and the ghouls
No apologies ever need be made, I know you better than you fake it
To see that we don't even care to shake these zipper blues
And we don't know just where our bones will rest
To dust I guess
Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below
The street heats the urgency of sound
As you can see there's no one around
2.
Rare birth defect in which the fetus fails to develop any spinal structures while in the womb. As a result, the head fully develops within the rectal cavity, in which it remains throughout the patient's life. Marked cognitive deficiency is often a side effect due to the lack of oxygen the brain receives during the formative years. No known cure, and no safe surgical method has been found for extracting the head from the patient's rectal cavity.
Tom: Why do you always have your head up your ass?
Bradley: Because I suffer from 1979 Syndrome.
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3.
A balding man, late 30's to early 40's who lives a secluded life in his mother's basement. Tries to find love online, but always ends up getting shot down e-style.
Chuck: Damn, he's pulling a 79.
Bob: Say your good-byes, you won't see him again for awhile.
Chuck: Shit, he borrowed my playboys.
Bob: Lost cause, best to move on.
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4.
a fake tough guy persona created over the years by working out the e-cock daily to people that should be his "son".
your a 79 right now, I need you at about a 40.
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