1979

What is 1979?


1.

Song by the Smashing Pumpkinson both their Mellon Collie and the infinite sadness and Greatest Hits CDs.

Shakedown 1979, cool kids never have the time

On a live wire right up off the street

You and I should meet

Junebug skipping like a stone

With the headlights pointed at the dawn

We were sure we'd never see an end to it all

And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues

And we don't know

Just where our bones will rest

To dust I guess

Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below

Double cross the vacant and the bored

They're not sure just what we have in store

Morphine city slippin dues down to see

That we don't even care as restless as we are

We feel the pull in the land of a thousand guilts

And poured cement, lamented and assured

To the lights and towns below

Faster than the speed of sound

Faster than we thought we'd go, beneath the sound of hope

Justine never knew the rules,

Hung down with the freaks and the ghouls

No apologies ever need be made, I know you better than you fake it

To see that we don't even care to shake these zipper blues

And we don't know just where our bones will rest

To dust I guess

Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below

The street heats the urgency of sound

As you can see there's no one around

2.

Rare birth defect in which the fetus fails to develop any spinal structures while in the womb. As a result, the head fully develops within the rectal cavity, in which it remains throughout the patient's life. Marked cognitive deficiency is often a side effect due to the lack of oxygen the brain receives during the formative years. No known cure, and no safe surgical method has been found for extracting the head from the patient's rectal cavity.

Tom: Why do you always have your head up your ass?

Bradley: Because I suffer from 1979 Syndrome.

See Haywood

3.

A balding man, late 30's to early 40's who lives a secluded life in his mother's basement. Tries to find love online, but always ends up getting shot down e-style.

Chuck: Damn, he's pulling a 79.

Bob: Say your good-byes, you won't see him again for awhile.

Chuck: Shit, he borrowed my playboys.

Bob: Lost cause, best to move on.

See <3

4.

a fake tough guy persona created over the years by working out the e-cock daily to people that should be his "son".

your a 79 right now, I need you at about a 40.

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