2

What is 2?


1.

The second number on a number line.

1, 2, 3.

The first post on urban dictionary about the number one is a retard. He said that a normal person would say "your gay" When actually a normal person should say "You're gay." Your gay shows ownership. So that would be a guy's boyfreind.

The first post just got 0wned, bitch.

2.

The total IQ of Presidents George H. W. Bush, and George W. Bush

George H. W. Bush, and his son, George W. Bush each have an IQ of 1, therefore, together, they have an IQ of 2

See two, too, to, 70

3.

The second number in the common numerical order.

Ready to count kids? Here we go.. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

4.

the middle of 1 and 3.

me: "you know why 2 is so great?"

math teacher: "why"

me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"

math teacher: "leave the class, now"

See two, 2, 1, 3, five

5.

The most legit number ever.

2 is CLEARLY better than 7

See 2, legit, better, noice, two

6.

Two can be as bad as one

It's the loneliest number since the number one

1 is the loneliest number, whoa, worse than 2

See one, two, number, lonely

7.

The #2 Idiot!

2 flu

See 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20


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