2 Chick Theory

What is 2 Chick Theory?


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Theory states that a man will not have sex with a below average or unattractive woman unless it is possible to obtain a threesome accompanied by a second female of equal physical appearance. Evidence may prove this theory when factoring in alcohol and the fact that a small percentage of males actually have the opportunity to have sex with two women at once.

Billy: Would you nail Megan?

John: No way, she looks like she got punched in the face!

Billy: Me neither, what about Christy?

John: Hell no, shes a rat nasty skank!

Billy: Ya they're gross but I'd nail em both at the same time!

John: Ya dude the 2 chick theory!

See threesome, orgy, skanks, nasty, ugly


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