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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..
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Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you cou..
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1 part jagermeister
1 part peach snapps
cranberry juice
the colder the better
Me: mmmm that was one damn tasty red headed slut
you:..