700 Club

What is 700 Club?


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Extreme Christian conservative program that pretends to be "news" but which filters everything through a redneck, bigoted viewpoint. Hosted by Pat Robertson, the anti-Christ, who spends most of his time threatening hellfire and asking for more money.

Watching the 700 Club gave me simultaneous intense nausea and explosive diarrhea.

See christian, evil, satan


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