3 Day Weekend!

What is 3 Day Weekend!?

1.

Black humor. You're not having a weekend because you're fucked. And working. The project's gone pear-shaped and is starting to accelerate toward oblivion.

With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.

"We just got the certification report back, we're failing 63% of compliance regs, with two weeks to go."

"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"

See pear-shaped, disaster, black humour, simpsons reference

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