What is 2 Day Yard Sale?
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The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.
I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.
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