85 Dollar Me

What is 85 Dollar Me?


1.

v. To become confused in a financial transaction, ending up with 85 dollars less than you originally began with.

The pizza guy definitely 85 dollared me, officer. He told me it would be 10 bucks for the pizza. I asked him if he could break a hundred, and he said "sure." Then he mentioned something about a tax for apartments above the 5th floor, gas surcharge, long distance delivery fee, and a penalty for ordering more than 3 toppings on my pizza. The next thing I know, I'm only getting 15 bucks change and the guy's already in the elevator going downstairs.

See Flatley


61

Random Words:

1. an immigrant that migrates north Hey! Look at the nimmigrant on the highway!!!! See polar bear, beans..
1. Giving or receiving oral sex while riding in a cab. Last night I shared a cab home from the bar with a really cute guy, and I was so dr..
1. A question asked in place of 'whose problem is it, mine or yours?' "Don't smoke too much, it's bad for yah&quo..
Book Banner