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Using hot sauce as a lubricant while jerking off
Last night I was so lonely that I gave myself a Hawaiian Hand Crank...AND IT HURT LIKE..
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See: California
A place almost entirely covered in fire.
California is a huge outdoor fireplace right now.
See fire, california, fire..
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The disgusting state of a proper old slappers gusset. Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, the lot.
Fuck me got my end away last night but t..