What is 2 Eyed Monical?
1.
Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical
Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl
Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.
Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.
Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.
Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?
Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.
Random Words:
1.
A young, red-haired woman who is a depository for male ejaculate. Similar to a cum dumpster.
For $4 you can drop off your load at the l..
1.
when the big toe stimulates the clitoris of a female, and then slides into the vagina, thus resulting into a sloppy nazi.
This bitch ca..
