2 Eyed Monical

What is 2 Eyed Monical?


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Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical

Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl

Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.

Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.

Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.

Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?

Alternate:

After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.


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