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A circumsized penis that is usually pretty short to begin with, when in an extremely flaccid state (i.e. when thinking of Babs Streisand..
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When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus promp..
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when soon after squeezing out a vengeful number 2, a person realizes there is no toilet paper on the roll. At this point their only opti..