80 Foot Hottie

What is 80 Foot Hottie?


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A girl who looks really hot from 80 feet away but apon closer inspection you find out she has a face that would make the Devil cry.

Guy1: Wow, check out her walking down the street!!!

Guy2: Over there?

Driving closer.....

Guy1: Oh, (groan of disapointment) never mind, she's an 80 foot hottie.

See butterface, six-pack, bagger, ass-face


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