15 Footer

What is 15 Footer?


1.

Any woman that looks decently hot from (at maximum) 15 feet away. Anything closer will just make you want to turn around, hurl, or shudder.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out that 15 footer down the street."

Guy 2: "I have a 15 footer"

Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up"

Guy 1: "yo, check out that hot piece of real estate down the way about 15 feet."

(10 feet away)

Guy1: "holy shit, nevermind"

Guy 2: "that is disgusting."

Guy 1: "please castrate me now."


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