10 Gig Virus

What is 10 Gig Virus?

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An imaginary virus that computer illiterates use as an excuse for when somebody finds their 10 gigabyte stash of pornography.

Tech Repair Guy:

Here's your problem. You can't save your documents because you have 10 gigabytes of porn hidden on your computer.

Computer Illiterate Perv:

Oh man, I must have gotten a virus that downloaded all sorts of porn onto my hard drive.

Tech Repair Guy:

Oh! The 10 gig virus.

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