29 Going On 40

What is 29 Going On 40?


A receding middle-aged male who is singular interested in fornication (often heterosexual, but also possibly homosexual).


Hey Oren, what are you up to tonight?


Not much, trying to get some poon...or cock...whatever this burnt auburn-colored hair can get me!


Man, you are "29 going on 40" !

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