29 Going On 40

What is 29 Going On 40?

A receding middle-aged male who is singular interested in fornication (often heterosexual, but also possibly homosexual).

Eric:

Hey Oren, what are you up to tonight?

Ethan:

Not much, trying to get some poon...or cock...whatever this burnt auburn-colored hair can get me!

Eric:

Man, you are "29 going on 40" !

See pula, ethan, gators, princeton, harvard

Zuwxiv

1. A word which I just made up. noun/pronoun/verb/linking verb/adverb Zuwxiv zuwxiv zuwxiv zuwxiv zuwxiv!..

Zipper Chicken

1. Penis, cock Why don't you give my zipper chicken a kiss? I like when you make Daddy's zipper chicken cluck. See cock, wank,..

Spoelstra

1. Used in relation to a person that has the life expectency shorter than a glowstick. Dylan Spoelstra'd his discus throw. See glows..

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