What is 29 Going On 40?
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A receding middle-aged male who is singular interested in fornication (often heterosexual, but also possibly homosexual).
Eric:
Hey Oren, what are you up to tonight?
Ethan:
Not much, trying to get some poon...or cock...whatever this burnt auburn-colored hair can get me!
Eric:
Man, you are "29 going on 40" !
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Since Porksword Is Slang For Penis, Porksheild Is Slang For Condom.
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