343 Guilty Spark

What is 343 Guilty Spark?

The most disgusting, annoying, downright EVIL character in Halo. Not quite as bad in Halo 2.

"Reclaimer! *humming* Oh, hello."

Aaaaargh.

See Cortana Dragoon

A character in Halo that looks like a flying blue lightbulb. It also makes in appearance in Halo 2.

343 Guilty is so annoying the way "it" speaks.

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