36 Hour Rule

What is 36 Hour Rule?

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If a houseguest, squatter or friend has left any take-away within your fridge for 36 hours or longer then the food is fair game and is fully within the public domain.

Bob: Dude! Where the fuck is my kung pau?

Alice: Dunno. Where'd you leave it?

Bob: In the fridge

Alice: And it's not there anymore?!

Bob. Umm... No

Alice: Well, how long ago did you leave it there?

Bob: Last tuesday, I think

Alice: Dude; That was like 3-times-the-36-Hour-Rule ago

Bob: WTF is the "36 Hour Rule"?!!!

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