24 Hour Rule

What is 24 Hour Rule?


1.

The 24 hour rule states that any partially consumed liquor left over at the host's house for more than 24 hours after the end of a party becomes property of the host. The host is not required to notify the owner during this period.

"Hey man, I left some rum here last week, did you see it?"

"I drank it, 24 hour rule dude."

"Fair enough."

2.

The 24 hour rule? This goes hand-in-hand with the three day rule. The 24 hour rule states that you’re supposed to call the girl you slept with within 24 hours of said deed or she knows deep in her heart that you don’t give a flying fuck!

Did he call you after your slumber party?

No... and the 24 hour rule has never failed me. I guess he's just not interested...

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