7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

What is 7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet?

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Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

See crab, mallet, dick, boner

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