#1 Jersey

What is #1 Jersey?


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When you perform anal sex on a woman, and get your prick all crappy, then you titty bang her, wiping the scheisse between her boobs and leaving a #1 on her chest, hence, the #1 Jersey

Johnny liked Sally so much, he decided to put her first in his book.....by giving her a #1 jersey.

See shit, jersey, sex, anal, scat, poo, poop, ass, anal sex, kinky, b/d


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