What is 50% Jew?
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Someone who is cheap enough and rich enough to be considered "jew" even if he doesnt practice the rest of the religion.
"Chris, can i have the ten dollars you owe me?"
"No, i don't have it"
"But your 50% jew! you have to have money"
"Yeah, but it also means im never going to part with it"
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when you release a vaginal fart in a rubber glove, and afterwards suck it out.
My queef glove tasted like one of leslies queef nuggets
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