What is 5 K?
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A variable of the term "outty 5000". As in you are leaving somewhere to do do something else. Not just leaving and coming back in an a minute or two, but gone for the rest of the day.
(Leaving your friends) Hey yo everybody, I'm 5 K up out this bitch.
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an obstructive monstrosity
"That ugly building is a huge obstrosity!"
See monstrosity, monstrous, ugly..