2 Mile

What is 2 Mile?


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Track event for the nutjobs. Punishment for mid-distance runners as well. Usually involves running eight laps around an outdoor track and 16+ on indoor facilities.

"Chris, since you were such a smartass last week, I'm running you in the 2 mile."

"But Mug...I run the 800."

"Okay?"

"My best time is barely under 13:00, why would you do such a thing?"

"Oh stop your bitchin, it'll be fun."

"Ha, fuck that!"

"Dude, I'm running the two mile today..."

"Ha, sucks to be you!"

See mile, track, punishment, crazy, cross country


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