What is 2 Mile?
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Track event for the nutjobs. Punishment for mid-distance runners as well. Usually involves running eight laps around an outdoor track and 16+ on indoor facilities.
"Chris, since you were such a smartass last week, I'm running you in the 2 mile."
"But Mug...I run the 800."
"Okay?"
"My best time is barely under 13:00, why would you do such a thing?"
"Oh stop your bitchin, it'll be fun."
"Ha, fuck that!"
"Dude, I'm running the two mile today..."
"Ha, sucks to be you!"
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The act of jerking off to pandas after calling in to work and telling them you plan to work from home
Mike called to say he is working ..
