What is 30 Miles Off London?
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Stevenage.
As noone seems to know where this small town is, when ever asked where you are from, the answer given for someone from Stevenage is likely to be, 30 miles off London.
"Where are you from?"
"30 miles off London... noone knows Stevenage."
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