30 Minute Shit

What is 30 Minute Shit?

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When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.

guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.

guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.

30 minutes later...

guy:back

guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off

See masturbate, jack off, brb, wack off, skeet
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