35 Minutes Ago

What is 35 Minutes Ago?


1.

Referring to one's masterplan having already taken effect when another person confronts you about trying to affect the outcome.

Can also be used to quickly prove one's intense intellect and stun foes, or to refuse invitations to do things that are extremely uncool.

Initially coined by Ozymandias of Watchmen, the graphic novel and movie.

Guy: Hey, you wanna go get something to eat?

Guy 2:Nah, I already ate. 35 minutes ago.

Boss: That memo isn't on my desk.

Lowly Corporate Peon: That's a shame, because I turned it in 35 minutes ago.

See watchmen, fail, win, owned, pwned


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