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1. n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen. Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cunt..

1. you would type this if you had just found out something really exciting or to wind up your friend me; omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg..

1. The word "splat", but with the "Ker-" prefix, thus way more awesome. Example man: I walked down the street, tripped..