70 Mph Diet

What is 70 Mph Diet?

When someone has a lead foot, and sees a cop and doesn't slow down, but finally learns to adjust.

Oh yah, he didn't learn, this is his 3rd ticket this month. He should've listened to me when I told him to go on the 70 mph Diet.

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Zombee

1. A zombee is your typical meathead douchebag: fat, out of shape, unemployed (or employed in a completely dead-end job), and dumb. Zombee..

Spladoosh

1. The noise a really big rock makes when you throw it into water. (Guy throws rock into lake) "SPLADOOSH!" See The Frenchma..

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