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The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.
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A vegan who is only interested in animal rights when it is socially advantageous. Mentioned in a Natalie Dee cartoon in September of 200..
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Andy Milhon's Stomach
The Unfuckingstoppable Stomach of Steel
See Obsolete..