12 O'clock Blinker

What is 12 O'clock Blinker?

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

See nooner

Lemon Teasing

1. using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, ju..

Early Apples

1. when a girl grows breasts before reaching puberty or the age of consent. or when a girl grows breasts at an early age. hey, look at tha..

20th Base

1. giving yourself a blowjob and then your penis blows up. "Dude I went to 20th base last night" "Can you really?" S..

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