95 Percent

What is 95 Percent?


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The feeling you get after a long, long night of drunken debauchery. You're not hungover, but not completely hunky-dory either. Everything is not QUITE right. Telltale signs may include a mild headache, extreme thirst, and/or the desire to lay in bed all day.

Rachele: I love not being hungover!

Lauren: Yeah, me too, but after last night I'm still at 95 percent.

See drunk, tequila, hungover, party, debauchery


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