What is 6 Pound 7 Ounce Baby Jesus?

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The exact weight that Talladega Nights acter Will Ferrell perfers his Jesus to be when saying grace.

"Dear 6 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus..."

"I like to think of Jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. That way it says im serious but I like to party"

others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.

See baby jesus, jesus, will ferrell, snl, nascar
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