5 Pump Chump

What is 5 Pump Chump?


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When a guy is having sex with a girl and after 5 "pumps" is done.

Girl: Is that it?

Guy: I haven't had sex in a long time.

Girl: Oh you're a 5 pump chump.

See sex, girl, guy, pumps, nut


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