5 Second Sam

What is 5 Second Sam?

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob

Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.

Freya: How embarrassing

See cum, blowjob, jizz, oral, sex

Pirate Tea Bag

1. Placing one testicle over a sex partner's eye. I bet Ashley Olsen was pirate tea bagged by Lance Armstrong. See tea, bag, oral, p..

Quid Pro Blow

1. Buying something nice for your girlfriend/wife/mistress with the specific intent of obtaining blowjobs. Dave: So i heard you bought Ste..

Popel

1. Semi- congealedmucus from the nasal cavity; a booger. The little kid picked his nose and wiped the popel on the back of the chair. See..

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