5 Second Sam

What is 5 Second Sam?

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob

Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.

Freya: How embarrassing

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Morrisian

1. Any phrase or word coined by the popular controversial humorist Chris Morris. See twunt. "He said he had astonishing sod-ache. Tha..

401jk

1. 401(jk) fohr-oh-wuhn-jey-key –noun What all of our 401(k) retirement plans became after the collapse of the global finance industry..

Mintee

1. A level of failure, possibly above epic failure. Generally a technology related failure. * mintee is the king of the Fail... Epically ..

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