5 Second Sam

What is 5 Second Sam?

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob

Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.

Freya: How embarrassing

See cum, blowjob, jizz, oral, sex

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