What is 2 Seconds?
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From the great stoner movie "Shawn of the Dead."
2 seconds is the theoretical time it takes to do something totally unnesecary or dumb.
Tim "Argh, get this thing off me!"
John "2 seconds," (pulls out camera) "say cheese!"
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When somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. Commonly used along with "Yoo K".
You: "Jakie, get off the comp."
Jackie: "I can't I'm running MC"
You: "Yoo K, 2 seconds...."
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