What is 2 Seconds?
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From the great stoner movie "Shawn of the Dead."
2 seconds is the theoretical time it takes to do something totally unnesecary or dumb.
Tim "Argh, get this thing off me!"
John "2 seconds," (pulls out camera) "say cheese!"
2.
When somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. Commonly used along with "Yoo K".
You: "Jakie, get off the comp."
Jackie: "I can't I'm running MC"
You: "Yoo K, 2 seconds...."
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Random Words:
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a being with absurdly dirty testicles
Look at that jon thomas playing guitar hero III
See john, dirty, testicles, retard, fag, homo, ..
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Someone who is drunk for more than 24 hours at a time
A binge drinker would go drinking at 6pm passes out a 4am wakes up at 12pm still ..
