5 Seconds Of Fury

What is 5 Seconds Of Fury?


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The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists of closing the porn website, finding another website, pulling up your underwear and pants and trying not to cum. Not a good feeling.

Jesus, i felt like i was going to have a heart attack when i heard my mom opening my door during my midnight wank. Luckily I have mastered the 5 seconds of fury.

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