12 Story Face Fuck

What is 12 Story Face Fuck?

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A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.

"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."

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