#2 Time Out

What is #2 Time Out?


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When your day is suddenly and unexpectedly interrupted by poop. Your busy, and just a minute ago you were fine, but suddenly you've got a slippery bowling ball in your ass that is just about to punch its way out and all you can do is drop whatever you were doing and dash (hilarously) to the can.

Gilbert: Rodney, I didn't know you'd be here, how you been man?

Rodney: Hold that thought, Rodney needs to take a #2 time out.

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