30 Ton War Machine

What is 30 Ton War Machine?


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(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.

Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?

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