#2 With Mayo

What is #2 With Mayo?


The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush."

"I was at my girlfriend's parents house and I really had to crap, but I got horny in the process and just killed two birds with one flush."

(That's a #2 with Mayo.)

See turd, crap, deuce, masturbation


Random Words:

1. to do a 'pybus' is to touch a young women, without their consent, and against their will, women are usually still in their tee..
1. Tension Easing Nookie. Coined by Harvey Fierstein in his masterpiece Torch Song Trilogy. Uttered by the character, David when explainin..
1. Someone who uses grammar, whether correctly or incorrectly. Similiar to speller... That kid in the spelling bee is not only a good spel..