#2 With Mayo

What is #2 With Mayo?


The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush."

"I was at my girlfriend's parents house and I really had to crap, but I got horny in the process and just killed two birds with one flush."

(That's a #2 with Mayo.)

See turd, crap, deuce, masturbation


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