#2 With Mayo

What is #2 With Mayo?

The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush."

"I was at my girlfriend's parents house and I really had to crap, but I got horny in the process and just killed two birds with one flush."

(That's a #2 with Mayo.)

See turd, crap, deuce, masturbation

75th

1. Short for the 75th Ranger Regiment, or 75th Airborne-Ranger Regiment. The 75th Rangers are an elite Army Ranger unit capable of being d..

Pffa

1. pretty from far away me and my boy were walking down the street and we say this dime piece...but then when we got close to her we reali..

Victory Land

1. A location used to gauge your drunkenness. "Nah dude, but I'm about to enter the Victory Land suburbs. See Mark? He's th..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

#2 With Mayo Edit Meaning