#2 With Mayo

What is #2 With Mayo?

The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush."

"I was at my girlfriend's parents house and I really had to crap, but I got horny in the process and just killed two birds with one flush."

(That's a #2 with Mayo.)

See turd, crap, deuce, masturbation

1.75

1. A slang term that means 1.75 liters of alcohol. It is used in refencing how much alcohol one has. Aaron: Hey betsy I got a 1.75 with yo..

Hogsquasher

1. A seriously obese biker. That dude over there by the tattooed chic is one ugly hogsquasher. See harley, hog, biker, obese, motorcyclis..

Boot

1. To vomit. I straight drank to much tequilla, i have to boot! 2. A person whom purchases alcohol and/or other adult items for minors. ..

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