What is 12 Year Old?
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What most 14 and 15 year olds, and some 16 year olds on MySpace are really are. You can tell a 12 year old on MySpace when you see the girl is 14, but the profile don't look like a 14 year old's profile. It usually has popular MTV like music on there, and you see lots of sevvie looking layouts such as pink and black, happy bunny, glitter graphics, pictures of the thong over bed, and so on. And not to mention god awful makeup on the myspace kid with basically god-awful skills with Photoshop.
14 year old: Oh boy, finally somebody my age to talk to on line and she looks hott.
12 year old: I am really 12.
14 year old: You're fucking too young to be on MySpace. Get your fucking ass off of myspace and get a motherfucking life... I'm reporting you to Tom you hoe!!
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2.
a term for the people ruining this website, the one you are currently on.
showing immaturity and obvious ignorance, just like your average 12 year old child.
the type of person who would go to a "spencer's" gift store, look at the personal massagers/vibrators and "love toys", giggle, then run away.
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customer: oh my god did you see the dildos over there? hehe hehe
annoyed employee: damn 12 year old
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An age where kids don't want to be kids, even though pricing at movie theaters and most restaurants says that still are, and their mentality is child-like.
"I wanna seeeejqp Innn da Miggz, one TWELVE." Wiggadawgshit sticks out his chest, showing he is NOT a child. "One twelve" is the way for a 12 year old to order a child's ticket...
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Aging of Scotch takes place in an oak cask, which is charred inside before being filled. Over the years, the whisky seeps in and out of the charcoal. This filters it, mellowing it, and gives it the caramel color (charred wood, like charred sugar, produces caramel, both being of similar chemical composition.)
Once the scotch is bottled the aging stops.
If you have a bottle of scotch which was distilled in 1944 and bottled in 1956, you have a bottle of 12 year old scotch.
When my roommate from college came to town we reminisced over a bottle of 12 year old.
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1.A kid that doesn't want to be a kid. Typically in 6th or 7th grade. They are babies in real life that make themselves look stupid by trying to act mature. To remedy this, they go on myspace, youtube, urban dictionary, etc. and act like gangstas. 50%of their vocabulary used is "Your mom.", while the other 50% is trying (and failing) to insult other people. They also masturbate alot.
2.The kind of people that pollute myspace, yotube, and other 13 or older webites, thus turning them into a pile of crap filled with wannabe gangsters and tantrum-throwing babies.
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12 year old: "I don't wanna be a kid mom! 7th grade sucks!"
Mom:"Watch your language young man!"
12 year old: *Runs up to his room throwing a tantrum*
Mom and Dad (simultaneously) "Heh heh heh! kids!"
12 year old: "YOUR MOM! WAAAAAAAA!" *fap fap fap*
2.
Bill: Damn, there are too many 12 year olds on runescape!
Steve: I agree, lets go outside and play football.
Bill: Ok!
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A masturbation MASTER, masturbates almost every night also girls finger themselves
Teacher:Stop spewing ur cum on Rachael!!!
Boy(12 year old):Sorry Teach .....you want some???
Teacher:SURE right in my mouth plz
Boy(12 year old):*cums in her mouth*
Rachael(12 year old):*cries* I wanted that!!!
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