10,000 Year Old Dick

What is 10,000 Year Old Dick?

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An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.

John: How Was That Asian Hooker Last Night?

Bob: It was great I gave her my 10,000 Year Old Dick!

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