What is 40 Year Old Emo Douche?

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Someone who is waaaay past their prime but still tries desperately to cling to a very very gay sense of fashion intended for miserable, lame teenagers

Not to be confused with Emo Douche , Loser Denialor Queer Bait

See also: Lame-Core

HOLY SHIT that guy at the show with the eyeliner and HotTopic lip ring was at LEAST 40 years old and trying to make out w/ much younger girls. What a 40 year old Emo douche!

See shithead, lame, ghey, oldie locks, charlatan, scumbag, blackwood, ahole, asshat, creep, fucktard, asswipe, kai blackwood, douchebag, lame-o
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