What is [alfred Shitcock]?
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When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.
OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?
Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.
Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.
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see land of frez.
The ancient island that the frez once inhabited. (I'm not sure if I'm using inhabited correctly).
Have you..
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to jackoff alot before a date
DUDE! i shifted the shaft before banging jessie last night... it made me stay up for an extra 10 minutes!..
