What is -ance?
suffix; derived from the word abundance. It's used at the end of any word specifying an abundant mass of things of the same kind, usually making a mess, disaster, very disorganized or used just to specify that you got a lot of the same kind.
My mom screamed at me saying, "what's all this book-ance doing all over the floor?" I got a book-ance and I donno where to put it already. Well, man. Your mom complains about the book-ance you got and my mom complains about my dog-ance. All the dogs I have at home just poo everywhere and I am tired of cleaning all their crap-ance. Besides, my sister got a movie-ance that she doesn't even see or take care of, and the dogs are already destroying the cases with bites.